[CS-FSLUG] The Resume of Jesus Christ

[Fred A. Miller]

                        The Resume of Jesus Christ 
                                Address: Ephesians  1:20 
                                Phone: Romans 10:13 
                Website: The Bible.  Keywords: Christ, Lord,
                                Savior and  Jesus 
   
Hello. My name  is Jesus -The Christ.  Many call me Lord. I've sent you 
        my resume because I'm seeking the top management position  in  your 
        heart.  Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume. 
   
Qualifications  *   I founded  the  earth and established the heavens 
                             (See Proverbs 3:19). 
   
                         *   I formed  man  from the dust of the ground 
                             (See Genesis  2:7). 
       
                         *   I breathed  into  man the breath of  life 
                             (See Genesis 2:7). 
      
                         *   I redeemed  man  from the curse of the  law 
                             (See Galatians 3:13). 
  
                        *   The  blessings  of the Abrahamic Covenant comes 
upon 
                             your life through me (See Galatians  3:14). 
   
Occupational  Background 
                        *   I've only  had  one employer (See Luke 2:49). 
                        
                        *   I've never  been  tardy, absent, disobedient, 
slothful 
                            or disrespectful. 
      
                         *   My employer  has  nothing but rave reviews for me 
                             (See Matthew 3:15-17). 
   
Skills Work  Experiences 
                        *   Some of  my  skills and work experiences include: 
                            empowering the poor to be poor no  more, healing 
the 
                            brokenhearted, setting  the captives free, healing 
the  sick,
                            restoring sight to the blind and  setting at 
liberty them that 
                            are  bruised (See Luke 4:18). 
                        
                        *   I am  a  Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). 
                            People who listen to me shall dwell  safely and 
shall not 
                            fear evil (See  Proverbs 1:33). 
                        *   Most  importantly, I have the authority, ability 
and  power to 
                            cleanse you of  your sins (See I John 1:7-9). 
   
Educational  Background 
                        *   I encompass  the  entire breadth and length of 
knowledge, 
                            wisdom  and  understanding (See  Proverbs 2:6). 
       
                        *   In me  are  hidden all of the treasures of wisdom 
and knowledge 
                            (See Colossians 2:3). 
       
                        *   My Word is  so  powerful; it has been described as 
being a lamp 
                            unto your feet and a lamp  unto your path (See 
Psalms 119:105). 
      
                        *   I can even  tell  you all of the secrets of your 
heart (See 
                            Psalms 44:21). 
  
Major  Accomplishments 
                        *   I was an  active  participant in the greatest 
Summit Meeting of 
                            all times (See Genesis  1:26). 
       
                        *   I laid down  my  life so that you may live (See II 
Corinthians 5:15). 
   
                        *   I defeated  the  archenemy of God and mankind and 
made a 
                            show of them openly (See  Colossians 2:15). 
       
                        *    I've  miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick 
and raised the dead! 
   
                        *   There are  many  more major accomplishments, too 
many to 
                            mention here. 

You can read them on  my website, which is located at:  www.thebible.com
You don't need an  Internet connection or computer to  access my website. 
  
References 
                        *   Believers  and  followers worldwide will testify 
to my divine 
                            healings, salvation,  deliverance, miracles, 
restoration and 
                            supernatural  guidance. 
   
In  Summation Now that you've  read my resume, I feel confident that  I'm the 
only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in  your heart. 

In summation, I will properly direct your paths (See Proverbs 3:5-6) and lead   
you into everlasting life (See John 6:47).  When can  I  start? Time is of 
the essence!  (See Hebrews  3:15). 
   
Please send  this resume to everyone you know, as you  never know 
who may have an opening!  Thanks for your help and may God bless  you! 

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