[CS-FSLUG] How To Get To Heaven...........

[Fred A. Miller]

 "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale,
 and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into
 heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

 "NO!" the children all answered.

 "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,
 and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

 Again the answer was, "NO!"

 "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the
 children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?"
 I asked them again.

 Once more they all answered, "NO!"

 "Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically
 sophisticated than I had given them credit for,
 "then how can I get into heaven?"

 A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"

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