[CS-FSLUG] A Frog goes into a bank............

[Don Parris]

Fred,

You're definitely one of a kind! :)  Good to see you over here.

Don


On Thu, 2 Sep 2004 13:25:27 -0400, Fred Miller <fmiller at lightlink.com> wrote:
> A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from  her
> nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
> 
> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty
> looks  at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
> 
> The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and
> that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
> 
> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
> collateral.
> 
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
> elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
> 
> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
> bank manager and disappears into a back office.
> 
> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
> out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
> to use this as collateral."
> 
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
> this?"
> 
> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
> 
> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
> Rolling Stone."
> 
> --
> "Running Windows on a Pentium is like getting a Porsche but only being
> able to drive it in reverse with the handbrake on."
> 
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