[CS-FSLUG] Windows

[Fred Miller]

A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would 
like to buy a pair of pink curtains". 

The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He 
showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time 
choosing. 

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. 

The salesman asked what size curtains she needed the blond replies fifteen 
inches. 

Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are 
they for?" 

The blond tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer 
monitor. 

The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!" 

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows! 

-- 
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to 
have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the
vote." - Benjamin Franklin 1759