[CS-FSLUG] Subject: 21 Steps to Becoming a Liberal

[Jerry VanBrimmer]

On Thu, Aug 12, 2004 at 06:05:09PM -0400, David M. wrote:
> On Thursday 12 August 2004 05:16 pm, Fred Miller wrote:
> > Subject: 21 Steps to Becoming a Liberal
> >
> >  Virtually anyone can be a Liberal. Just simply quit thinking and vote
> > that way. If you want to be a GOOD Liberal, however, there are some
> > prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below and see how you
> > rate...
> >
> > 1.  You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal
> > funding.
> >
> > 2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't teach 4th
> > graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to teach those same kids
> > all about sex.
> >
> > 3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans,
> > are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of
> > Chinese communists.
> >
> > 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
> >
> > 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
> > cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by
> > yuppies driving SUVs'!
> >
> > 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
> > homosexual is natural
> >
> > 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
> > demand.
> >
> > 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
> > create prosperity.
> >
> > 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
> > activists from Seattle do.
> >
> > 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
> > doing something to earn it.
> >
> > 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
> >
> > 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts
> > of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain
> > parts of the constitution.
> >
> > 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
> >
> >
> > 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
> > important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee
> > or Thomas Edison.
> >
> > 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
> > quotas and set-asides aren't.
> >
> > 16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" and not
> > power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic system of governing
> > that we've been subject to.
> >
> > 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
> > anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
> > charge.
> 
> > 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
> > transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and
> > manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
> >
> > 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
> > Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
> >
> > 21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who protest against
> > prayer and saluting the flag in school have far more rights than the
> > majority who believe in God and country and want these values to be
> > instilled in our young children.
> 
> All of the above are so far fetched only and idiot would believe them.
> 
> BUT........
> >
> > 18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but
> > a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and you would vote him
> > back in there in a New York minute (if you could).
> 
> When was a republican president ever sent to jail for telling the truth? While 
> we're at it, name any politican thats ever told the truth anyway.
> 
> As far as Clincton goes, When did his personal life become public business?

When he became a "Public" figure by holding a "Public" office!


> 
> >  If you are locked in solidly to most of these beliefs -- you're gonna be
> > a big asset to John Kerry.
> 
> I ain't even voting for kerry anyway. I have decided I am not voting this year 
> because both candidates stink wose than a carcass.
> 
> -- 
> David M.
> 
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