[OFB Cafe] Longevity

[Fred A. Miller]

A tough old Texas cowboy counseled his grandson, "The
secret of living a long life is to eat oatmeal every
morning with a pinch of gunpowder sprinkled on it."

The grandson followed his grandfather's advice
religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. When
he died he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great
grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren...and a 15
foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

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